No, your eyes are indeed working properly.
Wolfenstein: Blade of Agony Chapter 3 will now be releasing exclusively on the Epic Games Store. There will be no release of Wolfenstein: Blade of Agony Chapter 3 on Flathub, Snapcraft, Steam, Itch.io, GOG, ModDB, or even this website, at least until next year.
Tim Sweeney saw what we were doing, and saw how our game could become a major attraction to the Epic Games Store, and offered up a grand total of $2 million to us, in order to convince us to release exclusively on the Epic Games Store, as well as help us migrate from GZDoom to Unreal Engine 4.
This wasn't an easy decision for us to make, but after a lot of careful consideration, we decided we could go through with it. For those disgruntled fans that donated to us in the past, but are displeased with our move to the Epic Store, you can ask us for a refund by clicking here.
Thank you - and click on "Details", it's worth it!
Happy April Fools' day! And yes, Wolfenstein becoming an Epic Store exclusive title was just an April Fools' joke.
Tim Sweeney didn't really bribe us to switch to Unreal Engine 4 and release exclusively on the Epic Store for a year.
When Chapter 3 is done, we will be releasing on this site, as well as ModDB. GNU/Linux gamers will be able to install Wolfenstein Chapter 3 from Flathub or the Ubuntu Snap Store as soon as the people maintaining those packages get around to updating them with the Chapter 3 release.